THE HIDING REMOTE by Russ McKay

Posted on August 22, 2011
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He’ll never ever find me here

I’m crammed way down into the rear

With sofa pillows all over me

He’ll look and look and never see

Even his hand can’t reach this deep

Staying hidden I can keep…

From getting poked and squeezed and thrown

Those hard landings make me moan

I don’t mind staying here eternally

I’m peaceful and quiet…just let me be

It’s been a while now and I don’t feel lonely

I’m as happy as ever but there’s one need only

I changed my mind ’cause I realize he’s

Got to replace…my…BATT…Er…ies………

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