MOSQUITOS by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)
I don’t know what the mosquito’s for Do we need malaria and an itchy welted sore? It’s OK when you’re in the sun But you’d better run when day is done t They say that just the females bite Some spots you can’t go out at night But what makes the mosquito so utterly obnoxious? […]
HOY POLLOI KOI by Russ McKay aka sillygrandpa.com
We decided to add some fish to our new pond So we bought some Koi of which we’re fond I hate to be the one to harp The three are dominant kinds of arthritis such as Osteoarthritis, rheumatoid arthritis, tripping, generic purchase viagra and the like. Getting regular physical exercise also increases heart function and […]
THE HIDING REMOTE by Russ McKay
He’ll never ever find me here I’m crammed way down into the rear With sofa pillows all over me He’ll look and look and never see Even his hand can’t reach this deep Staying hidden I can keep… From getting poked and squeezed and thrown Those hard landings make me moan I don’t mind staying […]
HALLOWEEN by Russ McKay
Well it’s almost here again The October night of great pretend It gives us all a chance to see What kids and adults really want to be Hoards of people at all age levels Dress up as ghosts and witches and devils I remember our neighbor Mr. Decinces Wore the costume of a fairy Princess […]
KATE AND SHIRLEY by Russ McKay
Kate and Shirley Were feminine and girly And it seemed they always agreed Well, except for their hair They didn’t agree there They had different opinions indeed! Shirley’s was curly And Kate’s was straight ‘Though they both were pretty brunettes Each had hair like their Mother’s But they wanted each other’s As opposite as it […]
CHRISTMAS GIFT by Russ McKay
A gift at Christmas brings joy all around After both getting and giving There’s one thing I’ve found It needn’t be perfect It needn’t be grand Nor be expensive Or be the best in the land The truest of presents is the thought that’s behind A gift from an unselfish mind that is kind The […]
THE TATTOO by Russ McKay
There was a chic young lady named Lu Who always wanted a tattoo She achieved legal age Her judgment now sage She knew just what she had to do To the tattoo parlor she trekked Intending to leave there bedeked She turned out to be smitten With a tattoo of a kitten So she told […]
PHINEAS FLEA by Russ McKay
There once was a flea named Phineas He could jump higher than the rest of us His athletic prowess As you might guess Among fleas did cause quite a fuss He also was very inventive To other fleas he offered incentive Join his circus they did And they no longer hid Circus fans were raptly […]
MISS TAKE by Russ McKay
I never really understood Why Miss Demeanor Agreed to marry him I know Miss Take agreed with me He was ugly, mean and grim There are certain medical conditions that require individuals to consult with a qualified doctor before using viagra discount india the medication. You need to improve your diet, and avoid the performance […]
VALENTINE by Russ McKay
At school I sit at the end of row three And I like the girl that sits behind me The problem is the girl in row four Thinks that I’m a total bore I decided to send her a Valentine But the mail got misdelivered how I don’t know Now I’m followed around by the […]
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