A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER by Russ McKay
Posted on November 11, 2014
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All stories always start this way
No mistakes have yet been made
The greatest tales that e’er were written
The best plans that e’er were laid
It’s the sculptor’s block of marble
The painter’s canvas white as snow
The threading of the needle
Before one starts to sew
It’s the builder’s first nail or brick
The composers first note upon the staff
The humorist’s first smiling thought
That will make his readers laugh
Blank paper is a lot like life
Make of it what we will
We each write our own life stories
Whether typed or pen or quill
UNTHINKABLE by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)
Posted on November 6, 2014
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I heard someone say “…that’s UNTHINKABLE!”
And that really caused me to think
I bet that I could have thought of it
Thought of it quick as a wink
I’m thinking almost all the time
It’s something that I like to do
But sometimes what I think about
I’m not sure I want to tell you
I think thinking should be private
‘Cause thoughts aren’t always nice
There are thoughts that I try rethinking
But I always think the same thing twice
So after all this thinking ’bout “Unthinkable”
I still have some doubt in my head
All that good thinking was wasted
And I wish that word hadn’t been said
Autumn Leaves by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)
Posted on October 27, 2014
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I love to play under leaves in a pile
I dive right in…can’t help but smile
You can get yourself covered
And you won’t be discovered
‘Til you pop your head up after a while
But yesterday I got a surprise
When I jumped in some leaves piled high
When I got near the ground
That’s when I found
I wasn’t the first to arrive
My neighbor Billy was there
He had jumped in the pile on a dare
We both bumped our heads
A pile won’t hold two kids
Of that we’re now sorely aware
THE SPYDA by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)
Posted on October 18, 2014
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There once was a girl named Ida
When about to sit down she spied a
Large crawly thing
From the ground emerging
Caused her to exclaim “It’s a spyda!”
Well she was so scared she froze
So numb she could not feel her toes
The spyda kept crawling
It’s nearness appalling
Then it suddenly jumped on her clothes
Ida screamed the loudest you’ve ever heard
The spyda thought her loud screaming absurd
Because of her fears
He had to cover his ears
Even his eyesight was blurred
Well the townspeople all came to see
What the reason for screaming could be
Ida stricken with fear
As the people came near
Yelled “Somebody please help me!”
Then Ms. Froggy leaned over to Ida
Said “My Dear that’s only a spyda”
“No reason to hate him”
Ms. Froggy then ate him
Ida’s spyda was now deep insida
THE ALPHABET PARTY by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)
Posted on October 6, 2014
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“U” “R” invited to join “I”
At “A”s gala party the first of July
“U” may wonder “Y”
“I” hope “U” “L” “C”
“E” “F” “N” “G”
Have as much fun as can “B”
“J” “N” “I” are excited
26 are invited
“D” rest “R” all delighted
Double “U” is bringing “W”
“N” “Y” is bringing his “X”
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“H” is coming with “K”
“O” by the way
I hope iced “T” is “O”K”
We’ll be there “A” to “Z”
So “F” there is a “Q” to “P”
Make the line form a “V”
“S” gonna “B” fun
“I” “M” almost done
And for our group
“I” “L” serve alphabet soup.
A DIET by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)
Posted on September 18, 2014
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I should go on a diet
To lose weight I am told
I’m certainly willing to try it
But on it I’m not really sold
It seems the WORLD’S on a diet
And I don’t want to be mean
But I’m not yet ready to buy it
When’s the last time you saw someone lean?
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Then they say “You’ll soon look just like me!”
But the small type says not to expect it
Yes Dieting’s a lucrative business
And that’s all there is to that
Boy I’d like to be in a business
Where ALL the owners are getting FAT!
FOREIGN LANGUAGE by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)
Posted on September 14, 2014
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I’d like to learn the language
Of some foreign land
Then I could talk to all those people
And they would understand
Yes I would like to learn a language
That I could speak, know how it’s written
I think I’ll start with the one I heard
Those people speaking in Great Britain!
BRUSHING MY TEETH by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)
Posted on September 6, 2014
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Mom and Dad make me brush my teeth
In the morning and at night
I do it ’cause they want me to
But when I grow up I might…
Not brush them very often
Not brush them like I should
Because I’m not too sure that doing it
Really does much good
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When a little younger than I am today
I brushed my teeth an awful lot
I never missed a day
I didn’t mind the brushing then
But now I have some doubt
‘Cause I recall when I was five
All my teeth fell out!
THE COW by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)
Posted on August 28, 2014
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What if you were a cow
What would you be doing now?
For animals bovine
Grass is divine
And they eat more than a sow
A mouthfull of grass is a cud
It’s composed of both grass and mud
Cows think they are yummy
And with an extra tummy
The cud goes down with a thud
Cows never ever eat meat
Mostly stand around on their feet
They’ll squat down in the grassTo let rain showers pass
Then stand on dry ground…that’s so neat
Cows weigh almost nine hundred pounds
They’re thankful that green fields abound
They must keep eating all day
To stay looking that way
Cow shapes are mostly round
Do you think that you’d like a cow’s life?
Would you like to be a bull’s wife?
Cows give milk every day
Without any pay
I feel certain cow boredom is rife
MY LITTLE GUEST by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)
Posted on August 15, 2014
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Our weekend guests brought their little child
He was most gentle, meek and mild
He only did what he was told to do
And every sentence he’d end “Thank You”
He was unlike any other boy
He was a total supreme joy
He washed his hands without being told
Yet he was only eight years old
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And everything he said was true
He’d say “Yes M’aam” and “Yes Sir” too
He behaved the best the weekend through
I was amazed by this little lad
The best guest I have ever had
It was a pleasure to even know him
I’d trust him far as I could throw him!
