FRUITCAKE by russ mckay
Posted on November 24, 2017
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I ate my first bite of fruitcake today
And that first bite caused me to say…
“I like fruit and I like cake
But whoever named it
Made a big mistake!”
It was ugly brown and there was no doubt
The stuff inside it was tryin’ to get out
I don’t blame it I would too
Little red and green things covered with goo
Grandpa took a bite and broke a tooth
“That cake there’s, meant for the youth”
Grandma had baked it so he had tried
“It’s the last tooth I had!” and then he cried
Then Grandma offered me a piece
“Granny, why not share some with your niece?”
“Oh what a generous boy are you!”
“I wiped my brow and just said “Whew!”
But then, as I turned around
There was Grandma with about a pound
Of her fruitcake sliced onto a plate
“Oh thank you Granny, it sure is great!”
My dog Sam just ran away
As I brought the cake plate his way
He saw the cake and he saw me
That dog has a real good memory
“Sam” was here last Christmas too
He’d tried to bury it, thought it was poo
Grandma watched me with her smile
And I stood there for the longest while
“Go ahead and eat your cake
It took me many hours to make”
I smiled back and looked around
But there was no one to be found
Then Dad’s head popped in the door
“I love that cake is there any more?”
“Oh Dad…there’s just this one last bit
If you want, I’ll gladly give you it!”
“Thank you son you are so kind”
“I hope Grandma doesn’t mind!”
“Oh no he’s such a generous lad…
It’s the best Christmas I’ve ever had!”
Words That Do NOT Rhyme by russ mckay (aka sillygrandpa.com)
Posted on November 22, 2017
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If you are a poet then the lines must rhyme
And make sure you do it each and every time
Unless of course you write free verse
But I can think of nothing worse
The trouble is…my most favorite color
“Orange” doesn’t rhyme with any other
Then there is “Month” that has no rhyme
I’ve tried to rhyme it many a time
So nothing really rhymes with orange
OH…OH…I put it at the end….oh…DARNGE!!!
I HAVE To Grow Up..by russ mckay
Posted on November 13, 2017
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I guess I have to grow up
If I want to or not
I can’t stay a kid
Keep the life that I’ve got
But I am so happy
That I am still young
I don’t want to get older
And climb the next rung
I see Mom and Dad
They work hard all the time
‘Cause if they didn’t
We’d not have a dime
I love going to school
Well, mostly I do
My friends are all there
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I love learning too
But when I’m much older
I’ll have my own life
And we’ll have to make money
Both me and my wife
And I’ll have to buy
All kinds of toys
For my many children
Three girls and three boys
And I’ll have a big house
And a big mortgage to pay
But this is depressing
I’m going out to play!
Thanksgiving Thanks by Russ McKay
Posted on November 6, 2017
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I extend to the cook my Thanksgiving wishes
Then disappear while she does the dishes
I tiptoe quietly in silent footfall
To my den to watch some football
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As thankful as I’ll ever be
Each year to see if just ONCE I can
Overcome a dose of Tryptophan
HALLOWEEN by Russ McKay
Posted on October 24, 2017
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Well it’s almost here again
The October night of great pretend
It gives us all a chance to see
What kids and adults really want to be
Hoards of people at all age levels
Dress up as ghosts and witches and devils
I remember our neighbor Mr. Decinces
Wore the costume of a fairy Princess
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His wife dressed up as the handsome Prince
Parties crammed with those in disguise
But a word of warning…the girls could be guys
I have yet to decide what I want to be
What costume would be right for me?
I’ll be hidden inside and you won’t know it
No one could guess if I dress as a poet!
What Do You See? by Russ McKay
Posted on October 17, 2017
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The way we view things ‘though they may be
The same for everyone to see
Depends on what we’ve learned and do
Yes some don’t see things like me or you
Looking at a house a painter fellow
Might only see that the paint turned yellow
A roofer might say that he has proof
“That house there needs a brand new roof!”
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One builder could think it needs a new wing
A bricklayer feels brick steps are the thing
The family of nine thinks the house too small
Others say three stories is just too tall
But remember that those living there just might
Think that their Home Sweet Home’s “Just Right!”
ME AND YOU by Russ McKay
Posted on September 27, 2017
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If sky’s were green
And grass was blue
And you were me
And I were you
Here are some things I would do
I’d give all my candy just to you
.And give you my snacks and my toys too
So tell me now and let me see
What you would do if you were me
I’m a bit surprised what you said you’d do
So I’ll stay me and you stay you
Myrtle The Turtle by Russ McKay
Posted on September 23, 2017
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There once was a turtle named Myrtle
Who thought that she needed a girdle
One look in the mirror she found
That her body shape was quite round
Getting thin would pose quite a hurdle
She tried nearly every way to lose girth
But slimming ideas…there was a dearth
She thought maybe a skirt’ll
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But that was more trouble than worth
Then one morning at the edge of the pond
She met Tom Turtle of whom she was fond
“Myrtle you look so slim!”
Were the words said by him
Tom instantly for her was James Bond!
My GIANT Friend by Russ McKay
Posted on September 14, 2017
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I have a close friend who’s a giant
And as buddies we’re very compliant
He’s eleven foot two
And he has a great view
Always peaceful… he’s never defiant
Since we can’t play like normal friends do
Our size differences we adjust to
He’s huge and I’m small
But we sure have a ball
A true friendship enjoyed by few
And when we throw baseballs around
Out on the school’s big playground
We can’t throw back and forth
It’s more South and North
I have to throw up and him down
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He’s too easy to find
And I’m much too inclined
‘Cause he’s not only big he’s real tall
People watch us wherever we go
His head’s way up high and mine low
I have to shout up as we walk
Or we just couldn’t talk
And my walking is fast and his slow
But the problem with being so tall
Giants never stop growing at all
Soon…he won’t find me in crowds
With his head in the clouds
Then talking’s a long distance call
Mister Right by Russ McKay
Posted on August 28, 2017
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I’m in a plight
I’m always right
That’s good you might suppose
But most people shy
Away from a guy
Who’s sure of what he knows
It can be humbling
When someone’s stumbling
To remember a trivial clue
The answer I’ll shout
And as I get it out
They get angry and glare at you
“Just trying to be
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But you’ve not won a friend
I’d gain so much more
Saying “That’s a tough one for sure!”
I’d be better off in the end
So be thankful that you
Don’t have this curse too
It’s not to be lightly taken
I once thought I was wrong
But it didn’t take long
To realize I was mistaken!
