The “I Don’t Know…” Book by russ mckay
Posted on June 15, 2020
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IF i wrote a book about all the things that I don’t know about
In infinite detail…my ignorance I would tout
I’d have to research all manner of things on subjects I don’t know
It would be methodical…the process would be slow
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I’d wind up knowing everything and wouldn’t need to know no more!
(…except proper English!)
Trip To The Dentist by russ mckay
Posted on June 7, 2020
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I have to go to the dentist today
And Boy, I just can’t wait
There are toys and games in the waiting room
It’s gonna be just great
They’ll be lots of other children there
Waiting for their turn
But I might just be the only one
Happy to return
I wasn’t smiling late last week
I had my back tooth drilled
And it didn’t feel much better
When I had to have it filled
But I’m looking forward to today
I’m as happy as can be
‘Cause today I’m not the patient
It’s my sister Melanie!
The Magic Nickel Machine by russ mckay
Posted on May 21, 2020
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I have a neighbor Mr. Will
Who has a neat device
It turns your pennies into nickels
I’ve watched him do it twice
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And it works every time
The only problem with it is
He charges you a dime!
Telling Time by russ mckay
Posted on May 14, 2020
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“It’s time you learned to tell time!”
That’s what my Daddy said
So he told me all about the clock
And how the hands are read
The little one is the hours
And the big one are the minutes
We were really concentrating
We were really gettin’ in it!
“Can’t I just read clocks with numbers
It’s so much easier to do?”
“No you’ve got to learn the way I did
And you’ll know how when we’re through!”
You know it’s quite confusing
Learning time I really hate
It’s forty minutes after
When the big hand’s on the eight
The four is also twenty
And the five, twenty five too
The six is also thirty
Does this make sense to you?
It takes a lot of time to tell what time it is
But my Dad and I kept going
It was a goal of his
“I think I’ve got it Dad
You’ve really taught me great!”
But when I said it’s “seven fifty five”
Dad said…”It’s five of eight!”
“Dirt” by russ mckay
Posted on May 4, 2020
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I got so dirty yesterday
I couldn’t see my skin
Mud is just the greatest stuff
And so fun for playing in
It took a long long time
To get my body clean
I was the dirtiest
My Mom had ever seen
After scrubbing, rinsing, scrubbing
“Am I finished?” Mom said “NOPE!”
“Now that you have cleaned yourself
You have to wash the soap!”
“Different” by russ mckay
Posted on April 25, 2020
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I’m not like a dragon that has a fiery sneeze
And I’m not like a Pterodactyl floating on a breeze
I don’t have colorful scales like those upon a Koi
No I’m not like one of those…’cause I am just a boy
I like to play with Legos and have fun with Pokemon
And I like it when there are big rocks that I can climb upon
I guess I’m kinda like all boys at least that’s what I am told
I don’t know what I wanna be when I get to be so old
But I am sure of one thing that I’ll share with you
Just because I like the same things that most boys like to do
It doesn’t mean that I’m not special you could even say “Unique”
And that goes for all you guys whether sporty or a geek
Everyone is the only one like us(unless you are a twin)
And there never was or will be a boy like us again
I’m very thankful that there’s no one like me in the whole wide world
But most of all I’m thankful that… I am not a GIRL!
BIZILLIONAIRE by russ mckay
Posted on April 13, 2020
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When I grow up I want to be
A rich bizillionaire
I’d go shopping everyday
And never have a care
I would give a lot
Of bucks to charity
But then the rest of it
I would spend on me
I would buy a house
Maybe I’d buy two
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I’m not sure how much I’d have
Or how far it would go
But I would have the money
To hire someone who’d know
“Money can’t buy everything”
Mommy says to me
But for the things I just can’t buy
I’d rent them happily!
Unthinkable by russ mckay
Posted on April 9, 2020
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I heard someone say “…that’s UNTHINKABLE!”
And that really caused me to think
I bet that I could have thought of it
Thought of it quick as a wink
I’m thinking almost all the time
It’s something that I like to do
But sometimes what I think about
I’m not sure I want to tell you
I think thinking should be private
‘Cause thoughts aren’t always nice
There are thoughts that I try rethinking
But don’t always think the same thing twice
So after all this thinking ’bout “Unthinkable”
I still have some doubt in my head
All that good thinking was wasted
And I think that word shouldn’t been said
“The Magic Nickel Machine” by russ mckay
Posted on April 1, 2020
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I have a neighbor Mr. Will
Who has a neat device
It turns your pennies into nickels
I’ve watched him do it twice
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And it works every time
The only problem with it is
He charges you a dime!
Toads And Frogs by russ mckay
Posted on March 22, 2020
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What’s different ‘tween a frog on a log
And a toad on the road?
Well one could be hit by a car!
I’m just joking with you
Now I’ll tell you true
And you’ll know more than most kids by far
They both hatch out of eggs a tadpole
Compared to adult frogs they’re not whole
And they’ve got a long tail like a lizard’s
Short legs like arms very small
With almost no frog shape at all
The way that they change they’re like wizards
Frogs are all wet
Don’t make them your pet
They prefer to be in the wild
Toads are quite dry
Don’t hop, just walk by
And both prefer weather that’s mild
They both are amphibian
Although they are livin’ in
Two very different homesteads
A toad’s skin is dry and is warty
Their hind legs are strong but their shorty
And toad’s eyes don’t bulge out of their heads
Frogs vary in size
Many shapes to their eyes
They can be different colors too
Varied frog types abound
Have been 400 found
Some change their skin shades to fool you
It seems kinda rude
Toads sneak up on their food
They they grab the prey with their mouth
If I were toad prey
Saw him coming my way
I think that I would head south!
Some frogs use tongues long and sticky
To catch and eat food that is icky
They flick out their tongue to do it
In the blink of an eye
The food goes bye bye
Down his throat and he won’t even chew it!
Frogs have their teeth in a row
The top of their mouth’s where they grow
They don’t use them to bite what they catch
When they get a mouth full of food
And though it sounds rather crude
Eye bulges push meals down the hatch
Now let’s talk of frog’s feet
There are many kinds that are neat
And they’re different and varied indeed
Whether climb, fly or swim
God adapted for them
Shaped feet to do what they need
Now I hope you have straight
Many differences great
That leaves us just one thing to do
So in conclusion
This may cause confusion
But toads are also frogs too!
