Fred’s Lost Head
Big shouldered Fred Had lost his whole head And of course, can’t see to find it He can’t hear it either And he’s lost his breather He’s found a chair and he’s feeling behind it Well it didn’t roll there It could be anywhere He really needs my help the big lug I asked how […]
I Have To Grow Up by russ mckay
I guess I have to grow up If I want to or not I can’t stay a kid Keep the life that I’ve got But I am so happy That I am still young I don’t want to get older And climb the next rung I see Mom and Dad They work hard all the […]
THE COW by sillygrandpa.com
What if you were a cow What would you be doing now? For animals bovine Grass is divine And they eat more than a sow A mouthfull of grass is a cud It’s composed of both grass and mud Cows think they are yummy And with an extra tummy The cud goes down with a […]
Sense Of Smell by sillygrandpa.com
Have you ever wondered if there’s a smell That even skunks don’t like? I’ve observed those animals closely In the evenings when they hike When they’re out there walking Whether father, mother, sister, brother You’ll never ever see them walking One behind the other!
Granddaughter’s Tea Party by sillygrandpa.com
Yesterday about the hour of three I was invited to have high tea My Granddaughter had invited me And I was happy to be you see When I arrived I just said “Gee!” Smaller teacups…there just couldn’t be She instructed me…”Please take a seat!” “Where DO I put my feet?” “Oh just stick them out […]
Foreign Language by russ mckay
I’d like to learn the languageOf some foreign landThen I could talk to all those peopleAnd they would understand .Yes I would like to learn a languageThat I could speak, know how it’s writtenI think I’ll start with the one I heardThose people speaking in Great Britain!
The Ghost Of Endicott McNair
I was invited to a grand estateWhich I thought was really greatThe huge front doors swung open wideBut when I looked…there was no one inside The house was empty or so I thoughtI held up the invitation that I had broughtThen a voice from nowhere said “Welcome”“I’m the butler…enter…I’m Malcolm” I saw no butler or […]
“Baby Talk” by russ mckay
Jibber, Jabber, jibberIs how it sounds to youBut just between us babiesIt’s “Hey there Bud what’s new?”You see we have a languageWe infants fresh as dewBut we only use it when we seeOther babes who see us too And we don’t like huge bulging headsThat suddenly appearStaring down upon usToo big and way too near what’s […]
The Frog And The Dog
There once was a dog whose best friend was a frog A very unusual fraternity A dog should try to always stay dry But a frog…as wet as can be The dog would bark as he ran ’round the park And the frog would croak as he took stroke after stroke They would smile as […]
A Trip To The Dentist by russ mckay
I have to go to the dentist todayAnd Boy, I just can’t waitThere are toys and games in the waiting roomIt’s gonna be just great They’ll be lots of other children thereWaiting for their turnBut I might just be the only oneHappy to return I wasn’t smiling late last weekI had my back tooth drilledAnd […]
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