Grand Kid’s Chat by silly grandpa.com
As Grand kids grow older they change very fastYes “Two weeks ago”…well that was the pastBeing a Grandpa today has many trialsBut all that you’re after are one of “Those Smiles” They get taller and cuter and quicker and smarterIf a Grandpa wants answers then he’s gotta barterThey also learn things that you have forgotIf […]
My Shadow by russ mckay
I know all about my shadowHe’s just my silhouetteHe always travels with meAs close as he can get He’s careful not to leave meHe lets me know he’s thereAnd when the sun is shiningHe’s my image…feet to hair But he doesn’t play in rainstormsAnd he won’t play after darkHe’s never in my room at nightOr […]
The Silly Animal Zoo by russ mckay
I promised not to say exactly whereBut a Silly Zoo really is thereYou couldn’t find it if you triedBut I’m happy to give you all a guide Right at the door of that magical placeYou’ll see a turtle with a monkey faceThe next critter over is very smallA purple striped mouse whose name is Paul […]
The Silly School Bus by sillygrandpa.com
The kids were waiting for the morning school bus All were happy without the usual fuss Then a strange sight came down their road A painted polka dot bus with a cartoon toad It was wobbly and bounced as it came near And it clunked and rattled loudly to the ear The kids weren’t sure […]
Baby Talk by russ mckay
Jibber, Jabber, jibberIs how it sounds to youBut just between us babiesIt’s “Hey there Bud what’s new?”You see we have a languageWe infants fresh as dewBut we only use it when we seeOther babes who see us too And we don’t like huge bulging headsThat suddenly appearStaring down upon usToo big and way too nearAnd […]
Golfing With Dad by russ mckay
Last week my Dad went golfingFor the first time he took meHe said that I would surely learnTo play as well as he He teed the ball up on a teeAnd hit it ’bout a mileThen he teed my ball upYou shoulda seen him smile After I had finished swingingThe ball hadn’t moved a hairI […]
The Barking Duck by russ mckay
As I was walking in the park I heard a loud distinctive bark “That’s a big dog behind me I suppose” But it was a DUCK without any clothes He waddled and was brown with a big black beak But I was amazed when I heard him speak He got really close and said “Pardon […]
Tailless Cats by sillygrandpa.com
Did you know there is a breed Of cats that have no tails? It took a lot of research Seeing why this trait prevails It happened many years ago On porches by the sea Upon an Island known as Man It was said to be The people there were restful Loved to watch the scenery […]
The Secret Animal by sillygrandpa.com
There is a unique animal and I want to tell youIt’s one you’ll not find in any world zooDeep in the jungles it was seenIt’s part brown part yellow and mostly green It groans like a lionAnd snorts like a boarIt has no tailAnd Oh…there is more No one knows if it’s a boy or […]
The Sneeze by sillygrandpa.com
Little Susie McBeeHad a severe allergyWhen near a catShe’d hold onto her hat‘Cause her sneeze was as hard as could be She tried to avoid cat’s alwaysBut one day while visiting Miss HayesHayes’ cat jumped right upOn Susie’s lap quite abruptSusie’s nose started twitching four ways “I’ll try to do all I canNot to sneeze […]
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