The Kingdom Of Silly by russ mckay
“May I introduce to you the King Of Silly. To whom you always must bow willy nilly” “And every time to him you address Our Royal King… as “Your Sillyness!” The Kingdom wasn’t always silly you see It used to be as sad as any could be Then our King one day passed a decree “ALL subjects […]
The Allergic Bee by russ mckay
I’m a worker bee But I am not hap-py You see I’m allergic to honey When the honey’s too thick I start to get sick And all over I start feeling funny Anxiety related to an impending event like job interview, marriage, viagra prices find out that etc. I was surprised though that the website still […]
To Bee Or Not by russ mckay
In every hive you’ll easily see The busy home of the busy bee Bees don’t have a choice you know They HAVE to be bees and they can’t say no Bees are born to make golden honey And they never ever make any money Adolescents under the buy levitra without rx age of 15 are more prone […]
TELLING TIME by russ mckay
“It’s time you learned to tell time!” That’s what my Daddy said So he told me all about the clock And how the hands are read The little one is the hours And the big one are the minutes We were really concentrating We were really gettin’ in it! “Can’t I just read clocks with numbers It’s […]
The Selfish Shellfish by russ mckay
As all of his sea neighbors could see Sam was short of generosity He always kept to himself Operated in stealth ‘Though he didn’t exhibit pomposity Then one day our selfish shellfish Met a cute shrimp named Sue Sue offered Sam needed help Never take it with heavy meal holding spices, oil and cheese as it pill […]
The Lost Easter Egg by russ mckay
The day started out real nice I was happy fresh and new Brightly colored on my shell That boiling thing was through I was resting in a basket With other eggs so fancy We were placed there very carefully By our 8 year old named Nancy We jiggled ’round as we took a ride To […]
THE COW by russ mckay
What if you were a cow What would you be doing now? For animals bovine Grass is divine And they eat more than a sow A mouthfull of grass is a cud It’s composed of both grass and mud Cows think they are yummy And with an extra tummy The cud goes down with […]
DIRT by russ mckay
I got so dirty yesterday I couldn’t see my skin Mud is just the greatest stuff And so fun for playing in It took a long long time To get my body clean I was the dirtiest My Mom had ever seen After scrubbing, rinsing, scrubbing “Am I finished?” Mom said “NOPE!” “Now that you […]
Trip To The Dentist by russ mckay
I have to go to the dentist today And Boy, I just can’t wait There are toys and games in the waiting room It’s gonna be just great They’ll be lots of other children there Waiting for their turn But I might just be the only one Happy to return And Clinical Psychology (counselling services) […]
BRUSHING MY TEETH by russ mckay
Mom and Dad make me brush my teeth In the morning and at night I do it ’cause they want me to But when I grow up I might… Not brush them very often Not brush them like I should Because I’m not too sure that doing it Really does much good Prior to calling […]
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