Randolph The Snot Nosed Reindeer by Russ McKay
Randolph the snot nosed reindeer Had a very runny nose And if you ever saw him You would even say it blows All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and always teased They didn’t get near Randolph Anytime he’d snort and sneeze Then one foggy Christmas Eve Said Santa the Christmas chief “Randolph with […]
FRUITCAKE by Russ McKay
I ate my first bite of fruitcake today And that first bite caused me to say… “I like fruit and I like cake But whoever named it Made a big mistake!” It was ugly brown and there was no doubt The stuff inside it was tryin’ to get out I don’t blame it I would […]
THE McKAY ELF by Russ McKay
The McKay’s have an elf that sits on a shelf And sometimes he sits on a table As each day is through he goes somewhere that’s new And reports to Santa by cable He’s there to see if the McKay kids are good To their parents their dog and each other The sphincter of Oddi […]
THE CHRISTMAS STOCKING by Russ McKay
All of my socks are but a size two They wouldn’t hold much so I knew what to do I borrowed my Grandpa’s…his feet are real big And I hope that Dear Santa doesn’t think I’m a Pig! I hung Grandpa’s stocking by the chimney with care If I’d hung up size two…well it wouldn’t […]
THE MAGIC GIFT by Russ McKay
As Santa returned from his worldwide tour Mrs. Claus met him at the Polar front door “You look tired my Dear more than last year I hope all went well and I’m glad you are here!” “May I get you some tea or a sandwich to eat?” “No…I’m full of cookies and I’m dead on […]
The Christmas Stocking by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)
All of my socks are but a size two They wouldn’t hold much so I knew what to do I borrowed my Grandpa’s…his feet are real big And I hope that Dear Santa doesn’t think I’m a pig! I hung Grandpa’s stocking by the chimney with care If I’d hung up size two…well it wouldn’t […]
THE LOST EASTER EGG by Russ McKay aka sillygrandpa.com
The day started out real nice I was happy fresh and new Brightly colored on my shell That boiling thing was through I was resting in a basket With other eggs so fancy We were placed there very carefully By our 8 year old named Nancy We jiggled ’round as we took a ride To […]
THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS by Russ McKay
T’was the day after Christmas And all through the store Great lines of people stretched out of the door They carried those presents Unwrapped and unwanted That they received yesterday They were tired but undaunted “I want to get something In exchange for my gift It’s been a tiring Christmas And I need a lift!” […]
FRUITCAKE by Russ McKay
I ate my first bite of fruitcake today And that first bite caused me to say… “I like fruit and I like cake But whoever named it Made a big mistake!” It was ugly brown and there was no doubt The stuff inside it was tryin’ to get out I don’t blame it I would […]
RANDOLPH THE SNOT NOSED REINDEER by Russ McKay
Randolph the snot nosed reindeer Had a very runny nose And if you ever saw him You would even say it blows All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and always teased They didn’t get near Randolph Anytime he’d snort and sneeze Then one foggy Christmas Eve . Said Santa the Christmas chief “Randolph […]
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