Randolph The Snot Nosed Reindeer by Russ McKay

Posted on December 17, 2016
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Randolph the snot nosed reindeer
Had a very runny nose
And if you ever saw him
You would even say it blows

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and always teased
They didn’t get near Randolph
Anytime he’d snort and sneeze

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Said Santa the Christmas chief
“Randolph with your nose so wet
Won’t you use a handkerchief?”

Then all the reindeer gathered
‘Round Randolph’s nose that night
And along with Santa
They all shouted “Geshundheit!”

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