“Spelling” by russ mckay
When I have a hard time spelling a wurdLike hippopotamus, rhinoceros or burdI’m told to go to the dictionary for a clewBut if you can’t spell it what do you due? The dictionary tells you the meaning of wurdsAnd how to pronounce them as well as nurdsThey include all the wurds in the book and […]
The Cow
What if you were a cow What would you be doing now? For animals bovine Grass is divine And they eat more than a sow A mouthfull of grass is a cud It’s composed of both grass and mud Cows think they are yummy And with an extra tummy The cud goes down with a […]
King Dumb
Once upon a time there was a KingWho didn’t seem to know anythingHe was thought by someTo be very dumbHe never would talk but he did sing Well one day a little boyAsked the King if he’d like a toyThe King nodded his headAnd still nothing was saidBy the way the child’s name was Roy […]
Just One Tooth by russ mckay
What can you do with just one tooth? It makes eating difficult when you’re a youth I can punch a hole in my food that’s true But that’s about all I can do My tooth’s on the bottom so when I take a nip All I seem to bite is my upper lip!
UNTHINKABLE by russ mckay
I heard someone say “…that’s UNTHINKABLE “And that really caused me to thinkI bet that I could have thought of itThought of it quick as a wink I’m thinking almost all the timeIt’s something that I like to doBut sometimes what I think aboutI’m not sure I want to tell you I think thinking should […]
The Fly On The Wall by russ mckay
I’m the fly on the wall And I hear and see all Like, when you’re yellin’ And though I’m not tellin’ I would and I could since I saw But I really can’t speak for myself And I have to fly like a stealth ‘Cause if I start buzzin’ I’ll get squashed like my cousin […]
