Toads And Frogs by russ mckay
What’s different ‘tween a frog on a log And a toad on the road? Well one could be hit by a car! I’m just joking with you Now I’ll tell you true And you’ll know more than most kids by far They both hatch out of eggs a tadpole Compared to adult frogs they’re not […]
NEW by russ mckay
How long does “new” last I’d like to knowWhen folks say “It’s new” what makes it so? Is a baby still new until the next one is born?Are shoes still new after they’ve been worn? There are times I wonder about what I’ve been toldGrandma got a new hairdo but her hair is old Order […]
The Bowling Octopus by russ mckay
When Otto Octopus goes bowlingEveryone else complainsBecause when Otto’s bowlingHe uses all eight lanes Other people have to wait‘Til Otto finishes his gamesFinally, it’s their turn to bowlAnd they begin to call him names If this happens, all of the persons lose the sexual ability in men by helping them maintain an increased level of […]
