Mister Right by Russ McKay
I’m in a plight I’m always right That’s good you might suppose But most people shy Away from a guy Who’s sure of what he knows It can be humbling When someone’s stumbling To remember a trivial clue The answer I’ll shout And as I get it out They get angry and glare at you […]
Writing Poetry Is Easy by Russ McKay
I decided I’d write poetry It’s an easy thing to do You just have to make sure that The last words rhyme…ah…too! Heck you could write of anything As long as you remember That that last word in each key line Rhymes with the one…ah..befember. Impotence can nearly always be treated – 95 percent of […]
The Dog That Ate The Homework by Russ McKay
I’m the dog that ate the homework I’m famous far and wide And when my master leaves for school His swallowed work’s inside I’ve digested last night’s history And mathematics too Some nights I just can’t eat it all There’s so much work to do So I cover it with bite marks Tear holes and […]
SIRENS by Russ McKay
Sirens fascinate me When I hear them getting louder If I could drive an ambulance I could not be any prouder “Woop, woop, woop” And “Dee Daw, Dee Daw” I would make the siren blast I’d rush through downtown traffic I’d drive carefully, but fast Yes I would like to drive an ambulance A job […]
SOLAR ECLIPSE by Russ McKay
Today was a solar eclipse We saw it on one of our trips We couldn’t look at the sun Even when it was done We saw the shadow on paper strips They told us “Don’t try to see And view the eclipse directly” If you get hurt by the eclipse Then what’s the sense of […]
The Cheerleader That Couldn’t Spell by Russ McKay
At Central High they had a cheerleading team Being on it was each girl student’s dream Hannah could do almost all the cheers well But there WAS a problem…she just couldn’t spell At Friday’s game she would lead many cheers Her arms shaping letters with all of her peers But when it came time to […]
