Eating Rattlesnake by Russ McKay
We went to Texas to see my Uncle Jake And one night for dinner we all ate rattlesnake They said “Don’t worry it tastes like chicken” It was OK but it wasn’t fingerlickin’ But I think that eating it was a BIG mistake ‘Cause now each time that I eat chicken It tastes like rattlesnake
Grand Kid’s Chat by Russ McKay
As Grand kids grow older they change very fast Yes “Two weeks ago”…well that was the past Being a Grandpa today has many trials But all that you’re after are one of “Those Smiles” They get taller and cuter and quicker and smarter If a Grandpa wants answers then he’s gotta barter They also learn […]
Witch’s Brew by Russ McKay
There was an ugly old witch of a thing That simply loved her soup cooking Her concoctions were feared ‘Cause they really were weird And the stench to your eyes, tears would bring Well one day she cooked up a brew That she called “spell casting stew” It had an eye of a newt And […]
The Right Dog by Russ McKay
Annie McBride Just couldn’t decide On what kind of dog to get She had a book that showed all Canines large and small But which breed would make the best pet? There were Dashunds and Spaniels Some looked like Miss Daniels Her English teacher at school There were Huskys and Hounds The selection abounds “I […]
The Magic Carousel Pony by Russ McKay
Once upon a happy time in a small village in the dell There lived a kind old gentleman who had a carousel ‘Though there weren’t many children there he’d spent most of his life Carving and painting prancing horses with the help of his loving wife He had just finished making his finest carving by […]
