Fruitcake by Russ McKay
I ate my first bite of fruitcake today And that first bite caused me to say… “I like fruit and I like cake But whoever named it Made a big mistake!” It was ugly brown and there was no doubt The stuff inside it was tryin’ to get out I don’t blame it I would […]
Randolph The Snot Nosed Reindeer by Russ McKay
Randolph the snot nosed reindeer Had a very runny nose And if you ever saw him You would even say it blows All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and always teased They didn’t get near Randolph Anytime he’d snort and sneeze Then one foggy Christmas Eve Said Santa the Christmas chief “Randolph with […]
