THE McKAY ELF by Russ McKay
The McKay’s have an elf that sits on a shelf And sometimes he sits on a table As each day is through he goes somewhere that’s new And reports to Santa by cable He’s there to see if the McKay kids are good To their parents their dog and each other The sphincter of Oddi […]
THE CHRISTMAS STOCKING by Russ McKay
All of my socks are but a size two They wouldn’t hold much so I knew what to do I borrowed my Grandpa’s…his feet are real big And I hope that Dear Santa doesn’t think I’m a Pig! I hung Grandpa’s stocking by the chimney with care If I’d hung up size two…well it wouldn’t […]
A HELPING HAND by Russ McKay
A trip to Paris and The Louvre Museum World’s greatest art and I wanted to see um As I was walking by the statue Venus de Milo I heard a whispering voice that spoke quite low I looked around but saw no one near Did I really hear what I thought I did hear? “Psst….do […]
A HAPPY POET by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)
It’s fun writing poems for kids They love to laugh and giggle And when you read your poems to them They’ll listen close not wriggle Well most of them do anyway Some kids are hard to please But I guess that I just like them all “God Bless You!” did you sneeze? “Now Johnny stop […]
