A HELPING HAND by Russ McKay

Posted on November 7, 2015
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A trip to Paris and The Louvre Museum
World’s greatest art and I wanted to see um
As I was walking by the statue Venus de Milo
I heard a whispering voice that spoke quite low

I looked around but saw no one near
Did I really hear what I thought I did hear?
“Psst….do me a favor and scratch my nose”
I looked all around…”Do you suppose?”

No just couldn’t be….statues can’t speak
Then once again a whisper like “squeek”
“Please do me a favor and scratch it for me
I’ve got no arms or hands as you plainly see
It’s an itch  needing scratching for a century”
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Well I was all alone so what is the harm
Sure I’d help a Lady with no hand and no arm
But as I climbed up and just touched the tip of her nose
What do you think happened… what do you suppose?

Bells whistles and alarms and I was arrested
“She asked me to scratch her nose!” I protested
“I don’t believe a word” the Gendarme said
Besides it’s my job to scratch that nose on her head!”

 

 

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