THE COW by Russ McKay
What if you were a cow What would you be doing now? For animals bovine Grass is divine And they eat more than a sow A mouthfull of grass is a cud It’s composed of both grass and mud Cows think they are yummy And with an extra tummy The cud goes down with a […]
THE MAGIC NICKEL MACHINE by Russ McKay
I have a neighbor Mr. Will Who has a neat device It turns your pennies into nickels I’ve watched him do it twice It really is a great machine And it works every time The only problem with it is He charges you a dime!
