THE COW by Russ McKay
Posted on October 24, 2009
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What if you were a cow
What would you be doing now?
For animals bovine
Grass is divine
And they eat more than a sow
A mouthfull of grass is a cud
It’s composed of both grass and mud
Cows think they are yummy
And with an extra tummy
The cud goes down with a thud
Cows never ever eat meat
Mostly stand around on their feet
They’ll squat down in the grass
To let rain showers pass
Then stand on dry ground…that’s so neat
Cows weigh almost nine hundred pounds
They’re thankful that green fields abound
They must keep eating all day
To stay looking that way
Cow shapes are mostly round
Do you think that you’d like a cow’s life?
Would you like to be a bull’s wife?
Cows give milk every day
Without any pay
I feel certain cow boredom is rife