Baby Talk by russ mckay
Posted on September 15, 2020
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Jibber, Jabber, jibber
Is how it sounds to you
But just between us babies
It’s “Hey there Bud what’s new?”
You see we have a language
We infants fresh as dew
But we only use it when we see
Other babes who see us too
And we don’t like huge bulging heads
That suddenly appear
Staring down upon us
Too big and way too near
And what’s that you are saying?
Sounds faintly like some words we use
We like your smiles and funny face
But what’s with those “Goo Goo’s”?
It’s easy chatting babies up
We’re a friendly bunch
The only time we’ll stop our talking
Is when it’s time for lunch!
But the real tough thing for us is
Right before we’re two
We must learn a whole new language
Just to talk to you!
A Blank Piece Of Paper by russ mckay
Posted on September 12, 2020
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All stories always start this way
No mistakes have yet been made
The greatest tales that e’er were written
The best plans that e’er were laid
It’s the sculptor’s block of marble
The painter’s canvas white as snow
The threading of the needle
Before one starts to sew
It’s the builder’s first nail or brick
The composers first note upon the staff
The humorist’s first smiling thought
That will make his readers laugh
Blank paper is a lot like life
Make of it what we will
We each write our own life stories
Whether typed or pen or quill
My New Flip Flops by russ mckay
Posted on September 4, 2020
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The weather’s been really really hot
And when I look in my closet all I’ve got
Are those heavy shoes that I wear to school
But I want shoes that are new and cool
After begging my Mom for days without stop
She finally took me down to the kids shoe shop
I didn’t want the runners I didn’t want the Croks
I wanted the pair that are called FLIP/FLOPS
They’re called that you know by the way they sound
When you’re walkin’ along and your feet hit the ground
The ones I got I think were a gyp
‘Cause when I’m walkin’ they go FLOP/FLIP
The Echo by russ mckay
Posted on August 23, 2020
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HELLO…Hello…hello…said Echo from the cave
She couldn’t but she wanted to… add a little wave
She also had to always….stay hidden from the view
And never ever speak unless she was spoken to
Though she lived in canyons, chambers and some far off hills
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Her role was to wait silently…of this she wasn’t fond
Because she had to hold her voice and only could respond
But Echo has a secret that she will never share
She whistles, yells and shouts a lot when no one else is there
SPELLING by russ mckay
Posted on August 18, 2020
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When I have a hard time spelling a wurd
Like hippopotamus, rhinoceros or burd
I’m told to go to the dictionary for a clew
But if you can’t spell it what do you due?
The dictionary tells you the meaning of wurds
And how to pronounce them as well as nurds
They include all the wurds in the book and bind ’em
But you gotta know how to spell ’em to even find ’em
The Clumsy Mountain Goat by russ mckay
Posted on August 11, 2020
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They named their first born Billy
And ‘though it seems rather silly
As Mountain goats go
He was stumbling and slow
Billy just couldn’t stand on hills hilly
His mother was still very proud
While his father was still very loud
They were trying to raise
Billy’s confidence with praise
But he just couldn’t keep up with the crowd
Billy leapt around hills unafraid
His legs covered by one huge Band Aid
He would slip, trip and stumble
Other goats heard him mumble
He just couldn’t make the grade
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There was an urgent need
With injuries mountin’
“Get him off of this mountain!!!”
A warning he’d sure have to heed
Well the years for the kid they went by
Billy never would climb…didn’t try
Wed a cute nanny named Sally
Bought land in the Valley
Watched his land values soar to the sky!!!
Billy never again slipped and fell
In fact he’s now doing quite well
He’s got wealth beyond countin’
Bought his Mom and Dad their own mountain
‘Cause he left the Hill for the Dell
Just One Tooth by russ mckay
Posted on July 30, 2020
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Fly On The Wall by russ mckay
Posted on July 13, 2020
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I’m the fly on the wall
And I hear and see all
Like, when you’re yellin’
And though I’m not tellin’
I would and I could since I saw
But I really can’t speak for myself
And I have to fly like a stealth
‘Cause if I start buzzin’
I’ll get squashed like my cousin
That fly’s knowledge was wealth
So I decided to write this poem
To readers and I don’t even know’em
I’ll tell what you did
You really loud kid
If you don’t have wings, better grow’em
I’ll tell ’bout the day that you hid
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And that time you weren’t sick
It was all just a trick
To stay home from school instead
And there’s lots more that I know about you
I could tell things and make your parents turn blue
Like the time you spilled ink
And made your Dad and Mom think
It was caused by your cat ” Boogaloo”
So I’ll just stay a wall squatter
Ah…. what’s that in your hand…a fly swatter?
I’m sorry to say
That I must fly away
Whoosh!
“THAT TIME I GOT ‘ER!”
Spelling by russ mckay
Posted on July 5, 2020
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Spelling words is difficult
So many pronunciations
And it isn’t made much easier
With good enunciations
I’m OK with most normal words
But the ones that I appall
Are those with silent letters
That make no sound at all
Why add a “G” to the word gnat
Does that make sense to you?
It’s probably the same guy
That added “G” to Gnu!
And someone silly added “P”
To make words hard to spell
It begins the word “Pneumonia”
For no reason I can tell
So long ago it happened
Too late to change no doubt
They may not have been “Psychotic”
But they sure have me “Psyched Out!”
Ladybug by russ mckay
Posted on June 19, 2020
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Ladybug Ladybug
High on my wall
Your feet must be sticky
‘Cause I see you don’t fall
You’re a pretty red color
And you’re spotted too
If you were much bigger
You’d be in a zoo
I watched you a long time
And I was surprised
Your hidden wings
Means a Ladybug flies
But one thing I don’t know
Is why you’re named that
Is it cause you’re gentle
Or you look like a hat?
I ask and I ask
But no one can surmise
And just what do we call
All you Ladybug guys?
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