The Magic Gift by sillygrandpa.com
Posted on December 19, 2020
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As Santa returned from his worldwide tour
Mrs. Claus met him at the Polar front door
“You look tired my Dear more than last year
I hope all went well and I’m glad you are here!”
“May I get you some tea or a sandwich to eat?”
“No…I’m full of cookies and I’m dead on my feet!”
As Santa rested in his big easy chair
He noticed a large package…”What is that there?”
“Did I not gift some girl or some boy…
A small child that I’ve failed to bring Christmas joy?”
“No Dear…not at all!” Mrs. Claus then replied
“It was brought by someone who left it outside!”
The tag said ” To Santa…Father Christmas…St. Nick…
And whoever left it was quiet and quick!”
“Ah that I was as quiet and quick as before
I was almost seen at three houses or four!”
“Perhaps I’ve gotten too old for this task
Each Christmas I wonder…Will this be my last?”
“Well it would be nice if you were younger that’s true
In just one evening there’s so much to do!”
“But open your package it’s your first present ever!”
“No one sends Santa a present…no never !”
Santa ripped the gift wrapping off like a child
Excitement danced in his eyes like fire wild
Then suddenly a great light shone from within
The gift was so bright it made the sun seem quite dim
And after a minute the light quickly went black
Knocking Santa over, he lay flat on his back!
“Oh, my Dear are you all right…
That package had an unworldly light?”
Santa leaped high up…two feet off the ground!
“Yes Dear, I think…I think I’m all sound”
“What?… Did you see that…did you see what I did?”
“I jumped off that floor like I was a…kid!”
“Oh yes Dear I saw that and you look younger too!”
“I feel full of life and…well…I feel NEW!”
And then Santa kissed her as they both shed a tear
“I’m so excited I can’t wait for next year!”
Summer Santa by sillygrandpa.com
Posted on December 8, 2020
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I can finally tell you some Santa stuff
I’m sure you didn’t know
Like what does Santa do all year?
And where does Santa go?
‘Cause now that I’m a grown up
Many things I have found out
That I didn’t know when I was small
And… I had some doubt
You know there is a South Pole
Well Santa knows it too
In fact that’s where his condo is
With a pool and terrific view
He spends the summers on the beach
Sipping cooling drinks
And he gets a real nice suntan
At least that’s what Santa thinks
Sometimes he overdoes it
He burns his nose and cheeks
And if you look closely you’ll see it
All red and shades of pinks
And Rudolph brings the sunscreen
To put on Santa’s nose
‘Cause that reindeer got sunburned too
And that’s how Rudolph knows
He really only works one day
Of every single year
And I bet you know what day it is
When he brings you Christmas cheer
There also is a golf course
And Santa’s plays a lot
He has elves for caddies
And plenty elves he’s got
And Santa loves the swimming
In the South Pole sea
He’s up early every morning
And takes a nap ’round three
Now that one day in every year
That Santa does his thing
He ‘s working very hard all night
Millions of gifts delivering
So we don’t mind that he’s part time
But he sure gets lots of rest
But all the children tell him
“Santa you’re the best!”
“Santa’s Lucky Charm” by sillygrandpa.com
Posted on December 2, 2020
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Now don’t get me wrong here…Santa is not superstitious. However, and I’m not sure he wants everyone to know about this: he does have one little itsy bitsy quirk about flying that he is 100% convinced brings him good luck 100% of the time.
Before I tell you all exactly what it is however, please allow me to start at the very beginning.
It was so long ago that even Santa can’t remember the year. He had rigged his first sleigh and hitched up the reindeer(with the help of the “stable Elves” which includes me, your storyteller for today, Marcellus….but just call me Marc)
Mrs. Claus could sense that
Eve could tell that Santa was nervous and brought him a hot cup of Chamomile Tea with a drop of honey.
“Why thank you Dear.” Santa said to her and gave her a big hug. Santa hates Chamomile Tea by the way, but he drank it down in just three gulps smiling all the while.
Mrs. Claus walked Santa out to the sleigh and gave him a kiss on one of his apple-red cheeks and wished him a good flight. And without Santa knowing it, Mrs. Claus slipped something into his left outside pocket.
It wasn’t until Santa was airborne and had leveled off headed South (remember EVERYTHING is South of the North Pole) that he reached into his pocket and felt a small object he knew he hadn’t put there.
Would you like to guess as to what it was?
All good guesses but actually it was a very small and very well crafted golden pair of lucky wings made secretly by the workshop elves and every year Santa makes sure that the wings are in his left pocket before he takes off to fly to your house.
The Echo by russ mckay aka sillygrandpa.com
Posted on November 25, 2020
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HELLO…Hello…hello…said Echo from the cave
She couldn’t but she wanted to… add a little wave
She also had to always….stay hidden from the view
And never ever speak unless she was spoken to
Though she lived in canyons, chambers and some far off hills
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Because she had to hold her voice and only could respond
But Echo has a secret that she will never share
She whistles, yells and shouts a lot when no one else is there
Stinky Feet by silly grandpa.com
Posted on November 9, 2020
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I know it’s not neat
To have stinky feet
But pretty often I do
Inside my sneakers
The airflow is weaker
And my socks start smelling like poo
Yes after each shower
I smell like a flower
I’m clean from head to toe
But it doesn’t take long
My aroma goes wrong
And that clean smell I had gets “so so”
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From this problem I’ve got
It has something to do with where
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Is so far from your toes
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“Living in a shoe” by sillygrandpa.com
Posted on November 2, 2020
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There once was a family named Bleeker
All six of them lived in a sneaker
It was a giant size
And their home they did prize
But when it rained it was a leaker
When they bought it they got a good deal
But the problems they had were quite real
When the rain started in
“Let the mopping begin!”
Mrs. Bleeker would yell from the heel
The kids thought the house was real neat
Living there was a real feat
The roof had this big hole
Staying dry the main goal
They would never give up in defeat
In summer the sneaker got hot
Air conditioning they had not!
And you couldn’t go
Down into the toe
That room smelled bad as it got!
When the Bleekers grew up, moved away
The sneaker began to decay
It was torn down
And they built on that ground
A new high heeled pump that was gray!
HALLOWEEN by russ mckay
Posted on October 12, 2020
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Well it’s almost here again
The October night of great pretend
It gives us all a chance to see
What kids and adults really want to be
Hoards of people at all age levels
Dress up as ghosts and witches and devils
I remember our neighbor Mr. Decinces
Wore the costume of a fairy Princess
But it was all Ok I’ve found out since
His wife dressed up as the handsome Prince
Parties crammed with those in disguise
But a word of warning…the girls could be guys
I have yet to decide what I want to be
What costume would be right for me?
I’ll be hidden inside and you won’t know it
No one could guess if I dress as a poet!
“Words That Do NOT Rhyme” by russ mckay
Posted on October 4, 2020
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If you are a poet then the lines must rhyme
And make sure you do it each and every time
Unless of course you write free verse
But I can think of nothing worse
The trouble is…my most favorite color
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“Granddaughter’s Tea Party”
Posted on September 26, 2020
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Yesterday about the hour of three
I was invited to have high tea
My Granddaughter had invited me
And I was happy to be you see
When I arrived I just said “Gee!”
Smaller teacups…there just couldn’t be
She instructed me…”Please take a seat!”
“Where DO I put my feet?”
“Oh just stick them out there anywhere
It doesn’t matter I really don’t care”
So I removed my baseball hat
And with great difficulty down I sat
My Granddaughter poured me out some air
Which only caused me to start to stare
She lifted up her cup to sip
And I put mine up to my lip
“No wait! Would you like lemon or cream?”
“Ah…yes I’ll have both if it’s all the same”
She poured me out cream air “Say when!”
“Ah…that’s just perfect once again”
“Shall it be one lump or two?”
“As many lumps as pleasures you”
Her wrist she delicately did bend
Serving me two lumps of sweet pretend
“And if you will now my dear sir
It is time for us to stir”
So I began to stir my air
With a great amount of care
“Now try some…tell me how it tastes”
I tried as a guest not to do so with haste
With my pinky finger stuck straight out
I put the cup up to my mouth
But drink the tea I just could not
The tea was much too…much too hot!
I waited…but when I took a sip
I scalded my poor upper lip
My Granddaughter laughed and giggled with glee
“Thank you for coming to tea with me!”
Minor Accident by russ mckay
Posted on September 22, 2020
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I had a minor accident
Gave my parents quite a scare
I’d left some toys where they shouldn’t be
Scattered on the stair
Last night I stumbled on them
As I went up to bed
I fell up the steps and worried
I might land on my head
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When I landed at the top
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