“Words That Do Not Rhyme”
If you are a poet then the lines should rhyme And make sure you do it each and every time Unless of course you write free verse But I can think of nothing worse The trouble is…my most favorite color “Orange” doesn’t rhyme with any other Then there is “Month” that has no rhyme I’ve […]
Different by russ mckay
I’m not like a dragon that has a fiery sneezeAnd I’m not like a Pterodactyl floating on a breezeI don’t have colorful scales like those upon a KoiNo I’m not like one of those…’cause I am just a boy I like to play with Legos and have fun with PokemonAnd I like it when there […]
Living In A Shoe by sillygrandpa.com
There once was a family named BleekerAll six of them lived in a sneakerIt was a giant sizeAnd their home they did prizeBut when it rained it was a leaker When they bought it they got a good dealBut the problems they had were quite realWhen the rain started in“Let the mopping begin!”Mrs. Bleeker would […]
“Spelling” by russ mckay
When I have a hard time spelling a wurdLike hippopotamus, rhinoceros or burdI’m told to go to the dictionary for a clewBut if you can’t spell it what do you due? The dictionary tells you the meaning of wurdsAnd how to pronounce them as well as nurdsThey include all the wurds in the book and […]
The Cow
What if you were a cow What would you be doing now? For animals bovine Grass is divine And they eat more than a sow A mouthfull of grass is a cud It’s composed of both grass and mud Cows think they are yummy And with an extra tummy The cud goes down with a […]
King Dumb
Once upon a time there was a KingWho didn’t seem to know anythingHe was thought by someTo be very dumbHe never would talk but he did sing Well one day a little boyAsked the King if he’d like a toyThe King nodded his headAnd still nothing was saidBy the way the child’s name was Roy […]
Just One Tooth by russ mckay
What can you do with just one tooth? It makes eating difficult when you’re a youth I can punch a hole in my food that’s true But that’s about all I can do My tooth’s on the bottom so when I take a nip All I seem to bite is my upper lip!
UNTHINKABLE by russ mckay
I heard someone say “…that’s UNTHINKABLE “And that really caused me to thinkI bet that I could have thought of itThought of it quick as a wink I’m thinking almost all the timeIt’s something that I like to doBut sometimes what I think aboutI’m not sure I want to tell you I think thinking should […]
The Fly On The Wall by russ mckay
I’m the fly on the wall And I hear and see all Like, when you’re yellin’ And though I’m not tellin’ I would and I could since I saw But I really can’t speak for myself And I have to fly like a stealth ‘Cause if I start buzzin’ I’ll get squashed like my cousin […]
The Frog And The Dog by russ mckay
There once was a dog whose best friend was a frog A very unusual fraternity A dog should try to always stay dry But a frog…as wet as can be The dog would bark as he ran ’round the park And the frog would croak as he took stroke after stroke They would smile as […]
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