Tying My Shoes by russ mckay
Today I’ve got some newsI’ve learned how to tie my own shoesIt started out rotten‘Stead of tyin’ I was knottin’But I finally made two nice bows The point is you have to tieThe laces so that when you tryThe bow comes out easyAs though it was greasyAnd you’ve got two strands side by side At […]
Second Childhood by sillygrandpa.com
I’m in my second childhoodDoin’ what a child wouldDidn’t think I ever couldBe this bad and it be so good Yes I’m as bad as I can be‘Cause I report to only meSo I suppose that you can seeWhat Good livin’s done for me I’m always up at the crack of noon Unless of course that is too soonMy bedtime’s early…never stay […]
Valentine’s Day by russ mckay
I think a girl thought up Valentine’s Day Guys just never think that way In school they make you celebrate By sending heart covered cards to your classmate Mom’s and girlfriends love to get Gifts of candy and flowers and you can’t forget There’s NO excuses…just ask my Dad If he forgot it would really […]
My First Haircut by russ mckay
Today is the day I get my hair cut away Dad said it’s OK But I’m scared anyway I don’t want this trip Those scissors could slip And he might cut my lip Or my shirt he could rip At the barber’s store There was hair on the floor But no blood and no gore […]
The “I Don’t Know About Book”
IF i wrote a book about all the tings that I don’t know about In infinite detail…my ignorance I would tout I’d have to research all manner of things on subjects I don’t know It would be methodical…the process would be slow And at the end of many years of learning what I didn’t know […]
New Baby Brother
Well they finally did it! They brought him home today My “bouncing baby brother” As they like to say I saw him in the nursery Through the window there I couldn’t see too much of him Just his nose, forehead and hair I guess I’ll just get used to Having him around He surely is […]
“Cat Up A Tree” by silly grandpa
I spied a cat up in a tree It was looking down at me But when I smiled it turned away And I didn’t know quite what to say How’d you get there? I wanted to ask It must have been quite a task! I stood looking up from the ground Wondering how the cat […]
Princess by russ mckay
I would like to be a Princess That’s what I’d like to be I’d have a castle and a throne I’d be from royalty My Dad and Mom Would be King and Queen I’d be the richest Princess You have ever seen But I was born in Cleveland My Mom and Dad work hard Our […]
Three Little Doves by russ mckay
Three little doves lost their gloves And didn’t know where to find them They looked all around…in the tree…on the ground They even looked right there behind them They’d coo and coo And wonder who If anyone would ever find them They retraced every step Looked again where they’re kept… Their gloves even had feathers […]
The Girl Who Couldn’t Sing by russ mckay
Susie was a pretty girl of sevenHer parents’ joyous gift from heavenSusie had mostly everythingWell, except for one small thingSusie couldn’t wouldn’t sing Her parents singing in the showerCould be heard ‘most any hourSinging songs in perfect tuneThey sang those songs July to June And ‘though Susie sometimes tried to singHands to ears her voice […]
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