“Young Santa” by russ mckay
This story’s about young Kris KringleBack in the days when he was singleIn fact when he was just a boyHe’d never received a Christmas toy He thought “What if one could give a toyTo each and every girl and boyA special way to celebrateThe birth of Christ born on this date” His Mom and Dad […]
“Santa’s Lucky Charm” by russ mckay
Now don’t get me wrong here…Santa is not superstitious. However, I’m not sure he wants everyone to know about this: he does have one little itsy bitsy quirk about flying that he is 100% convinced brings him good luck 100% of the time.Before I tell you all exactly what it is however, please allow me […]
“Randolph The Snot Nosed Reindeer” by sillygrandpa.com
Randolph the snot nosed reindeerHad a very runny noseAnd if you ever saw himYou would even say it blows All of the other reindeerUsed to laugh and always teasedThey didn’t get near RandolphAnytime he’d snort and sneeze Then one foggy Christmas EveSaid Santa the Christmas chief“Randolph with your nose so wetWon’t you use a handkerchief?” […]
“Fruitcake” by russ mckay
I ate my first bite of fruitcake todayAnd that first bite caused me to say…“I like fruit and I like cakeBut whoever named itMade a big mistake!” It was ugly brown and there was no doubtThe stuff inside it was tryin’ to get outI don’t blame it I would tooLittle red and green things covered […]
“Christmas Wishes” by russ mckay
Happy presents under the tree Christmas gifts for good little me I’m leaving extra cookies and warm milk too ‘Cause Santa’s got lots of work to do He’s got to fill the room up and maybe the hall With tons of stuff that I saw at the mall I’ve done all I could to make […]
Christmas Gift by russ mckay
A gift at Christmas brings joy all around After both getting and giving There’s one thing I’ve found It needn’t be perfect It needn’t be grand Nor be expensive Or be the best in the land The truest of presents is the thought that’s behind A gift from an unselfish mind that is kind The […]
“The Christmas Stocking” by russ mckay
All of my socks are but a size twoThey wouldn’t hold much so I knew what to doI borrowed my Grandpa’s…his feet are real bigAnd I hope that Dear Santa doesn’t think I’m a Pig! I hung Grandpa’s stocking by the chimney with careIf I’d hung up size two…well it wouldn’t be fairMost kids I […]
“The Littlest Christmas Tree” by russ mckay
Smack dab in the middle of a great green forest Far beyond where anyone could see Grew the tiniest smallest but surely the prettiest Perfectly shaped evergreen tree The big trees around him just blocked out the sun And he could scarcely see stars when each day was done He wanted to grow big and […]
“Eating Rattlesnake” by russ mckay
We went to Texas to see my Uncle JakeAnd one night for dinner we all ate rattlesnake They said “Don’t worry it tastes like chicken”It was OK but it wasn’t fingerlickin’ But I think that eating it was a BIG mistake‘Cause now each time that I eat chickenIt tastes like rattlesnake
“A Diet” by russ mckay
I should go on a dietTo lose weight I am toldI’m certainly willing to try itBut on it I’m not really sold It seems the WORLD’S on a dietAnd I don’t want to be meanBut I’m not yet ready to buy itWhen’s the last time you saw someone lean? They show skinny models on TVYou […]
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