Pony’s Birthday by russ mckay
There once was a white pony named “Whirl” Who had a mane that was long and would curl He was a small breed horse And for his birthday of course He was lonely and wanted a girl Well his parents said “No way!” “You can’t have a girl this birthday” “Something you really don’t need […]
Tailless Cats by russ mckay
Did you know there is a breed Of cats that have no tails? It took a lot of research Seeing why this trait prevails It happened many years ago On porches by the sea Upon an Island known as Man It was said to be The people there were restful Loved to watch the scenery […]
King Dumb by russmckay
Once upon a time there was a KingWho didn’t seem to know anythingHe was thought by someTo be very dumbHe never would talk but he did sing Well one day a little boyAsked the King if he’d like a toyThe King nodded his headAnd still nothing was saidBy the way the child’s name was Roy […]
Hanky And Panky and Hunkey And Dory
There once were four friends who always hung out togetherThey could be found around no matter the weatherYou might think that friends would all act the sameBut not this bunch, that’s how each got their name You see Hanky and Panky would just sneak aroundLooking for trouble that they ALWAYS foundWhile Hunky and Dory looked […]
Writing Up A Storm by russ mckay
Eric Smith was smiling after his favorite teacher complimented him on his creative writing. She suggested that if he wanted to become an excellent writer, he should try to “…write every single day. Write up a storm Eric!” Well, to Eric’s creative mind, this also meant writing a story about a storm! As our boy […]
Ballet Recital by russ mckay
A season of practice and rehearsals too Learning routines and what to do Studying five positions of ballet dancing Lots of ballet slippers prancing All easy… BUT the arabesque standing… On one foot Partial piroettes and not quite a “grand” jete “OK girls…enough for today” A four year old in a tu tu too Ballet […]
The Elephant Bird by russ mckay
Have you ever heardOf the elephant bird?It’s a wonder that it can flyThe first time I heardI thought it absurdIn fact, I thought it a lie These comprise: Pressure Relationship issues Poor statement Apprehension Depression Symptoms it includes Impotence issue is easily considered when men fail viagra australia price to uphold an unrelenting erection, is […]
Brushing My Teeth by russ mckay
Mom and Dad make me brush my teeth In the morning and at night I do it ’cause they want me to But when I grow up I might… Not brush them very often Not brush them like I should Because I’m not too sure that doing it Really does much good The two most […]
Backward Otto by russ mckay
Otto wanted to be in my poems But he always talks in palindromes Well I had a tough time Most palindromes don’t rhyme He was basically told to go home “Yo banana boy” Otto said And I quickly turned ’round my head Then he started yellin’ “No lemons no melon” I told him to go […]
The Tortoise And The Hare by russ mckay
I just heard the story Of the Tortoise and the Hare I can’t believe that really happened There must be some message there I mean rabbits are like the fastest Animals you can find How can a slow and plodding turtle Beat one to the finish line? It must be what’s called a fable That […]
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