Dirt by russ mckay
I got so dirty yesterdayI couldn’t see my skinMud is just the greatest stuffAnd so fun for playing in It took a long long timeTo get my body cleanI was the dirtiestMy Mom had ever seen After scrubbing, rinsing, scrubbing“Am I finished?” Mom said “NOPE!”“Now that you have cleaned yourselfYou have to wash the soap!”
Writing Poetry Is Easy by russ mckay
I decided I’d write poetry It’s an easy thing to do You just have to make sure that The last words rhyme…ah…too! Heck you could write of anything As long as you remember That the last word in each key line Rhymes with the one…ah..befember. And don’t forget an important thing Poetry has a meter […]
Mister Grieve by sillygrandpa.com
There is a horrible man named Grieve The ugliest you could conceive He has a wart on his nose And he’s got four missing toes A foul smell stays behind when he leaves! It seems like he’s always been old At least that’s what I have been told He hobbles around Looking straight at the […]
SPRING: Check your calendar
Does some of Spring think no “not yet”?Or is it Winter knowing not when to quit?Tardy Winters make Spring like FallTender shoots bloom not at all Spring never condemns the Summer’s startAnd Autumn is patient in playing its partI blame Winter for each seasonal cheatSo I moved Down South and hit “delete”
My Giant Friend by sillygrandpa.com
I have a close friend who’s a giantAnd as buddies we’re very compliantHe’s eleven foot twoAnd he has a great viewAlways peaceful, he’s never defiant Since we can’t play like normal friends doOur size differences we adjust toHe’s so huge and I’m smallBut we sure have a ballA true friendship enjoyed by few And when […]
Writing Poetry Is EZ
I decided I’d write poetryIt’s an easy thing to doYou just have to make sure thatThe last words rhyme…ah…too! Heck you could write of anythingAs long as you rememberThat that last word in each key lineRhymes with the one…ah..befember. They don’t necessarily do things because http://valsonindia.com/author/webmaster/?lang=eu viagra on line they are morally right but they […]
Ladybug by russ mckay
Ladybug Ladybug High on my wall Your feet must be sticky ‘Cause I see you don’t fall You’re a pretty red color And you’re spotted too If you were much bigger You’d be in a zoo I watched you a long time And I was surprised Your hidden wings Means a Ladybug flies But one […]
SIRENS by russ mckay
Sirens fascinate me When I hear them getting louder If I could drive an ambulance I could not be any prouder “Woop, woop, woop” And “Dee Daw, Dee Daw” I would make the siren blast I’d rush through downtown traffic I’d drive carefully, but fast Yes I would like to drive an ambulance A job […]
My First Haircut by russ mckay
Today is the day I get my hair cut away Dad said it’s OK But I’m scared anyway I don’t want this trip Those scissors could slip And he might cut my lip Or my shirt he could rip At the barber’s store There was hair on the floor But no blood and no gore […]
Backward Otto by sillygrandpa.com
Otto wanted to be in my poems But he always talks in palindromes Well I had a tough time Most palindromes do not rhyme He was basically told to go home “Yo banana boy” Otto said And I quickly turned ’round my head Then he started yellin’ “No lemons no melon” I told him to […]
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