New Baby Brother

Well they finally did it! They brought him home today My “bouncing baby brother” As they like to say I saw him in the nursery Through the window there I couldn’t see too much of him Just his nose, forehead and hair I guess I’ll just get used to Having him around He surely is […]

Stinky Feet

I know it’s not neat To have stinky feet But pretty often I do Inside my sneakers The airflow is weaker And my socks start smelling like poo Yes after each shower I smell like a flower I’m clean from head to toe But it doesn’t take long My aroma goes wrong And that clean […]

When I Grow Up by russ mckay

When I grow up what will I be? What will the future hold for me? I like odd coins so on my list It’s possible to become a numismatist And I also like birds so I could see Myself at a school of ornothology And though reptiles are fascinating to me I don’t think I’ll […]

“Goodnights” by russ mckay

Every night at bedtimeAfter my prayers are saidI say goodnight to all the thingsOn and near my bed Goodnight Mr. Teddy BearAnd Mr. Panda tooAnd Goodnight Dolly PollyI bid sweet dreams to you And then Goodnight to Mom or DadWho came to tuck me inAnd a last Goodnight to my favorite petMy Cocker Spaniel Ben […]

The Adventures Of Drew

by russ mckay Art by Jonathan Bernardo The Equivalent of my Sonogram “The truth is, that when anyone is born, they depend solely on others for everything! That was certainly the case for me, but with a twist. I was not born in a hospital, but in an artists studio. I really don’t have memories […]

Turtle In A Tree by sillygrandpa.com

Did you ever seeA turtle in a tree?Not me!Because you see…I don’t think there COULD beA turtle in a treeBecause we know very wellA turtle in a shellWouldn’t WANT to beUp any treeTurtles can be foundOn the groundAnd if you are aroundThey are boundTo hideInsideTheir shellThat fits so wellAs far as I can tellSo if […]

Opinion by russ mckay

You’re entitled to your opinion As I am to mine Spirited discussion borders on divine We came to think differently…me and you By the way we were raised and the things that we do So tell me honestly what you think And I’ll give you my opinion as quick as a wink Even though sometimes […]

Brushing My Teeth by sillygrandpa.com

Mom and Dad make me brush my teeth In the morning and at night I do it ’cause they want me to But when I grow up I might… Not brush them very often Not brush them like I should Because I’m not too sure that doing it Really does much good I brushed my […]

TWINS by russ mckay

Twice upon a time there were born Two identical babies named Bjorn They had the same kinda nose And identical toes They were only apart night ’til morn One had a little more hair Though they both had skin very fair When they ate one would slurp And the other would burp And together they […]

The Hiding Remote by russ mckay

He’ll never ever find me hereI’m crammed way down into the rearWith sofa pillows all over meHe’ll look and look and never see Even his hand can’t reach this deepStaying hidden I can keep…From getting poked and squeezed and thrownThose hard landings make me moan I’d like staying here eternallyI’m peaceful and quiet… just let […]

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