“Writing Poetry Is Easy” by russ mckay

I decided I’d write poetryIt’s an easy thing to doYou just have to make sure thatThe last words rhyme…ah…too! Heck you could write of anythingAs long as you rememberThat the last word in each key lineRhymes with the one…ah..befember Poetry has a meterKind of like the beat of a songA cadence, pace or natural flow […]

“Twins” by russ mckay

Twice upon a time there were born Two identical babies named Bjorn They had the same kinda nose And identical toes They were only apart night ’til morn One had a little more hair Though they both had skin very fair When they ate one would slurp And the other would burp And together they […]

“Burp” the Swine. by russ mckay

Hi! I’m Burp and yes I’m a swineAnd the pleasure of meeting you is just divineAnd just because I’m a swine and bigDoesn’t mean that you need to call me a “PIG” I’ve heard people say “Those PIGS just stink”But under all that mud we’re mostly pinkOur table manners are slight cause we don’t use […]

“Sirens” by russ mckay

Sirens fascinate me When I hear them getting louder If I could drive an ambulance I could not be any prouder “Woop, woop, woop” And “Dee Daw, Dee Daw” I would make the siren blast I’d rush through downtown traffic I’d drive carefully, but fast Yes I would love to drive an ambulance A job […]

“The Little Cloud” by russ mckay

Though I am just a little cloud I’m fluffy and billowy and very proud If I keep growing then I guess I’ll become a big old cumulus And float with my friends so you can peer us And tell us apart from those wispy cirrus We cumulus clouds have the most status We’re not stringy […]

“The Cat Up A Tree” by silly grandpa

I spied a cat up in a treeIt was looking down at meBut when I smiled it turned awayAnd I didn’t know quite what to say How’d you get there? I wanted to askIt must have been quite a task!I stood looking up from the groundWondering how the cat would get down I didn’t know […]

“The Silly Animal Zoo” by silly grandpa

I promised not to say exactly whereBut a Silly Zoo really is thereYou couldn’t find it if you triedBut I’m happy to give you all a guide Right at the door of that magical placeYou’ll see a turtle with a monkey faceThe next critter over is very smallA purple striped mouse whose name is Paul […]

“Stinky Feet” by sillygrandpa.com

I know it’s not neat To have stinky feet But pretty often I do Inside my sneakers The airflow is weaker And my socks start smelling like poo Yes after each shower I smell like a flower I’m clean from head to toe But it doesn’t take long My aroma goes wrong And that clean […]

“Sheepish Love” by russ mckay

The old Ram was eating his lunchMunching grass blades by the bunchBut then his farmyard wife came byThe ram stopped eating to just say “Hi” She had been shorn that morn of her wonderful woolAnd she felt not as pretty and a bit of a foolBut the Ram hubby knew just what to doAnd said  […]

“Different” by russ mckay

I’m not like a dragon that has a fiery sneezeAnd I’m not like a Pterodactyl floating on a breezeI don’t have colorful scales like those upon a KoiNo I’m not like one of those…’cause I am just a boy I like to play with Legos and have fun with PokemonAnd I like it when there […]

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