Making Faces by russ mckay

When I was little and would have a fit Mom said, “Don’t make that face…please quit!” But I would still keep doing it Then she would say” I asked you…Please!” How would you like it if your face would freeze?” Well I wouldn’t like it not one bit But that didn’t make me want to […]

Square Pegs…Round Holes by russ mckay

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Eating Rattlesnake by russ mckay

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The ‘I Don’t Know Book” by russ mckay

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Stay Puft by JonB (guest author)

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The Ghost Of Endicott McNair by russ mckay

I was invited to a grand estate Which I thought was really great The huge front doors swung open wide But when I looked…there was no one inside The house was empty or so I thought I held up the invitation that I had brought Then a voice from nowhere said “Welcome” “I’m the butler…enter…I’m […]

SPELLING by russ mckay

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I HAVE TO GROW UP by russ mckay

I guess I have to grow up If I want to or not I can’t stay a kid Keep the life that I’ve got   But I am so happy That I am still young I don’t want to get older And climb the next rung   I see Mom and Dad They work hard all the […]

Does The Caterpiller Know by russ mckay

When the caterpillar climbs up high Checking out the dangerous sky Watching hungry birds fly by Does the caterpillar slowly wonder Are there those which stop to ponder What is it like to fly up yonder? We humans know a thing or two About strange changes those worms do But we assume they’ve not got a clue […]

I LOVE EWE by russ mckay

The old Ram was eating his lunch Munching grass blades by the bunch But then his farmyard wife came by The ram stopped eating to just say “Hi” She had been shorn that morn of her wonderful wool And she felt not as pretty and a bit of a fool But the Ram hubby knew […]

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