The Girl Who Couldn’t Sing by russ mckay
Susie was a pretty girl of seven Her parents’ joyous gift from heaven Susie had mostly everything Well, except for one small thing Susie couldn’t wouldn’t sing Her parents singing in the shower Could be heard ‘most any hour Singing songs in perfect tune They sang those songs July to June And ‘though Susie sometimes […]
Halloween by russ mckay
Well it’s almost here again The October night of great pretend It gives us all a chance to see What kids and adults really want to be Hoards of people at all age levels Dress up as ghosts and witches and devils I remember our neighbor Mr. Decinces Wore the costume of a fairy Princess […]
I’m Glad You Have A Grandpa by russ mckay
I’m so glad you have a Grandpa ‘Cause they are so much fun Just think of all the stuff you’d miss If you never did have one Without a Grandpa almost never saying no There’d be no one to teach you To ” take your time…be slow” Just think that all those Grandpas A gentle […]
THE ECHO by russ mckay
HELLO…Hello…hello…said Echo from the cave She couldn’t but she wanted to… add a little wave She also had to always….stay hidden from the view And never ever speak unless she was spoken to Though she lived in canyons, chambers and some far off hills It helps to dilate the blood vessels of the penis get […]
Myrtle The Turtle by russ mckay
There once was a turtle named Myrtle Who thought that she needed a girdle One look in the mirror she found That her body shape was quite round Getting thin would pose quite a hurdle She tried nearly every way to lose girth But slimming ideas…there was a dearth She thought maybe a skirt’ll It’s […]
The Alphabet Party by russ mckay
“U” “R” invited to join “I” At “A”s gala party the first of July “U” may wonder “Y” “I” hope “U” “L” “C” “E” “F” “N” “G” Have as much fun as can “B” “J” “N” “I” are excited 26 are invited “D” rest “R” all delighted Double “U” is bringing “W” “N” “Y” is […]
DIFFERENT by russ mckay
I’m not like a dragon that has a fiery sneeze And I’m not like a Pterodactyl floating on a breeze I don’t have colorful scales like those upon a Koi No, I’m not like one of those…’cause I am just a boy I like to play with Legos and have fun with Pokemon And I […]
Sam The Selfish Shellfish
Sam the shellfish was quite selfish As all the denizens of the small bay knew He wasn’t mean As it would seem But he didn’t care to share with you And as all of his sea neighbors could see Sam was a bit short of generosity He kind of kept to himself Operated in stealth […]
TOY BOAT by russ mckay
I built my first boat model I bet it goes really fast It’s a pretty sailboat With one tall center mast I followed the directions With some help from Dad When we both were finished Boy we both were glad It was fun to build it And it’s so much fun to see Attributable risk […]
The Sneeze by russ mckay
Little Susie McBee Had a severe allergy When near a cat She’d hold onto her hat ‘Cause her sneeze was as hard as could be She tried to avoid cat’s always But one day while visiting Miss Hayes Hayes’ cat jumped right up On Susie’s lap quite abrupt Susie’s nose started twitching four ways “I’ll […]
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