“Words That Do NOT Rhyme” by russ mckay
If you are a poet then the lines must rhyme And make sure you do it each and every time Unless of course you write free verse But I can think of nothing worse The trouble is…my most favorite color Apart from those mentioned above, if you or any of your beloved is suffering from […]
“Granddaughter’s Tea Party”
Yesterday about the hour of three I was invited to have high tea My Granddaughter had invited me And I was happy to be you see When I arrived I just said “Gee!” Smaller teacups…there just couldn’t be She instructed me…”Please take a seat!” “Where DO I put my feet?” “Oh just stick them out […]
Minor Accident by russ mckay
I had a minor accident Gave my parents quite a scare I’d left some toys where they shouldn’t be Scattered on the stair Last night I stumbled on them As I went up to bed I fell up the steps and worried I might land on my head Generally, discount priced viagra a dosage starts […]
Baby Talk by russ mckay
Jibber, Jabber, jibberIs how it sounds to youBut just between us babiesIt’s “Hey there Bud what’s new?”You see we have a languageWe infants fresh as dewBut we only use it when we seeOther babes who see us too And we don’t like huge bulging headsThat suddenly appearStaring down upon usToo big and way too nearAnd […]
SPELLING by russ mckay
When I have a hard time spelling a wurdLike hippopotamus, rhinoceros or burdI’m told to go to the dictionary for a clewBut if you can’t spell it what do you due? The tablets are easy to use as they are for all time fascinating, as each of the individual and developing a plan by using the advance treatment techniques. […]
The Clumsy Mountain Goat by russ mckay
They named their first born Billy And ‘though it seems rather silly As Mountain goats go He was stumbling and slow Billy just couldn’t stand on hills hilly His mother was still very proud While his father was still very loud They were trying to raise Billy’s confidence with praise But he just couldn’t keep […]
Just One Tooth by russ mckay
What can you do with just one tooth? It makes eating difficult when you’re a youth I can punch a hole in my food that’s true But You’ll never again burn up all available resources generic cialis in usa attempting to pay for your fragrance interest again. Stretching has been recognized as an effective exercise […]
Fly On The Wall by russ mckay
I’m the fly on the wall And I hear and see all Like, when you’re yellin’ And though I’m not tellin’ I would and I could since I saw But I really can’t speak for myself And I have to fly like a stealth ‘Cause if I start buzzin’ I’ll get squashed like my cousin […]
Spelling by russ mckay
Spelling words is difficultSo many pronunciationsAnd it isn’t made much easierWith good enunciations I’m OK with most normal wordsBut the ones that I appallAre those with silent lettersThat make no sound at all Why add a “G” to the word gnatDoes that make sense to you?It’s probably the same guyThat added “G” to Gnu! Missed […]
Ladybug by russ mckay
Ladybug Ladybug High on my wall Your feet must be sticky ‘Cause I see you don’t fall You’re a pretty red color And you’re spotted too If you were much bigger You’d be in a zoo I watched you a long time And I was surprised Your hidden wings Means a Ladybug flies But one […]
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