OPINION by Russ McKay
You’re entitled to your opinion As I am to mine Spirited discussion borders on divine We came to think differently…me and you By the way we were raised and the things that we do So tell me honestly what you think And I’ll give you my opinion as quick as a wink Even though sometimes […]
FAME by Russ McKay
I was admittedly proud when I heard the news I said “Well someone FINALLY agrees I have paid my dues!” They would feature my picture in a national ad So I sent them the best one that I had I waited with great anticipation The long two months until publication It is samples viagra check […]
MISTER RIGHT by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)
I’m in a plight I’m always right That’s good you might suppose But most people shy Away from a guy Who’s sure of what he knows It can be humbling When someone’s stumbling To remember a trivial clue The answer I’ll shout And as I get it out They get angry and glare at […]
A DIET by Russ McKay
I should go on a diet To lose weight I am told I’m certainly willing to try it But on it I’m not really sold It seems the WORLD’S on a diet And I don’t want to be mean But I’m not yet ready to buy it When’s the last time you saw someone lean? […]
OGDEN NASH by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)
I miss a writer named Ogden Nash His rhymes were funny and often brash Sometimes he would fracture verse And he was almost never terse And one thing more that’s really neat He used to live just up the street I wasn’t writing poems back then Not yet taking up the pen But I wish […]
SECOND CHILDHOOD by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)
I’m in my second childhood Doin’ what a child would Didn’t think I ever could Be this bad and it be so good Yes I’m as bad as I can be ‘Cause I report to only me So I suppose that you can see What Good livin’s done for me I’m always up at the […]
GRANDDAUGHTER’S TEA PARTY by Russ McKay
Yesterday about the hour of three I was invited to have high tea My Granddaughter had invited me And I was happy to be you see When I arrived I just said “Gee!” Smaller teacups…there just couldn’t be She instructed me…”Please take a seat!” “Where DO I put my feet?” “Oh just stick them out […]
SWIMMING IN THE SEA by Russ McKay (AKA sillygrandpa.com)
I’m not the biggest fan of swimming in the ocean It’s mostly cold and salty and removes your tanning lotion I’ll just sit here upon the shore and watch the others swim It’s fun to see the little ones for the first time going in Out there’s a place where sharks and fast rip tides […]
IF YOU WERE A GRAPE by Russ McKay
If you were a grape you might hang in a bunch And some hungry kid might have you for lunch If you were a grape maybe grape juice you’d be You’d have to be squeezed but you would flow free If you were a grape you could be a jam or jelly And you might […]
Grand Kid’s Chat by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)
As Grand kids grow older they change very fast Yes “Two weeks ago”…well that was the past Being a Grandpa today has many trials But all that you’re after are one of “Those Smiles” They get taller and cuter and quicker and smarter If a Grandpa wants answers then he’s gotta barter They also learn […]
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