A Diet by russ mckay
Posted on October 10, 2022
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I should go on a diet
To lose weight I am told
I’m certainly willing to try it
But on it I’m not really sold
It seems the WORLD’S on a diet
And I don’t want to be mean
But I’m not yet ready to buy it
When’s the last time you saw someone lean?
They show skinny models on TV
You can see why they were elected
Then they say “You’ll soon look just like me!”
But the small type says Don’t expect it
Yes Dieting’s a lucrative business
And that’s all there is to that
Boy I’d like to be in a business
Where ALL the owners are getting FAT!