The Sneeze by sillygrandpa.com
Little Susie McBeeHad a severe allergyWhen near a catShe’d hold onto her hat‘Cause her sneeze was as hard as could be She tried to avoid cat’s alwaysBut one day while visiting Miss HayesHayes’ cat jumped right upOn Susie’s lap quite abruptSusie’s nose started twitching four ways “I’ll try to do all I canNot to sneeze […]
“The Lost Easter Egg” by sillygrandpa.com
The day started out real niceI was happy fresh and newBrightly colored on my shellThat boiling thing was through I was resting in a basketWith other eggs so fancyWe were placed there very carefullyBy our 8 year old named Nancy We jiggled ’round as we took a rideTo the grassy park in townThen we each […]
Spring, Check Your Calendar
by russ mckay Does some of Spring think no “not yet”?Or is it Winter knowing not when to quit?Tardy Winters make Spring like FallTender shoots bloom not at all Spring never condemns the Summer’s startAnd Autumn is patient in playing its partI blame Winter for each seasonal cheatSo I moved Down South and hit “delete”
Tying My Shoes by russ mckay
Today I’ve got some newsI’ve learned how to tie my own shoesIt started out rotten‘Stead of tyin’ I was knottin’But I finally made two nice bows The point is you have to tieThe laces so that when you tryThe bow comes out easyAs though it was greasyAnd you’ve got two strands side by side At […]
Life’s A Five Foot Putt by sillygrandpa.com
Life throws you many curves not just on the putting green And many putts look one way but aren’t quite what they seem You’ll make some curling 30 footers and cheer them when you do But you’ll also miss some tap-ins before your game is through And when you achieve a faithful draw with your […]
My Beautiful Weed by sillygrandpa.com
One spring I decided to plant some seed My garden was flowerless and in great need As they began to bloom I gave extra feed But they were outshone by one glorious weed The reddest red and the greenest green The most beautiful plant I’d ever seen That weed made my flowers look sick It’s […]
