“End Of December” by sillygrandpa.com
With the end of the year drawing near I face the next…with some fear Will I be happy healthy and wise Or will I be like most other guys? I’ve had many years that were hard to let go of Looking ahead is life I don’t know of So without sounding too pessimistic Later on, […]
The Magic Gift by sillygrandpa.com
As Santa returned from his worldwide tour Mrs. Claus met him at the Polar front door “You look tired my Dear more than last year I hope all went well and I’m glad you are here!” “May I get you some tea or a sandwich to eat?” “No…I’m full of cookies and I’m dead on […]
“Randolph The Snot Nosed Reindeer” by sillygrandpa.com
Randolph the snot nosed reindeerHad a very runny noseAnd if you ever saw himYou would even say it blows All of the other reindeerUsed to laugh and always teasedThey didn’t get near RandolphAnytime he’d snort and sneeze Penile Surgery-Majority of men aren’t aware of the fact that near about 30% of the penis is actually […]
“Christmas Wishes” by sillygrandpa.com
Happy presents under the tree Christmas gifts for good little me I’m leaving extra cookies and warm milk too ‘Cause Santa’s got lots of work to do He’s got to fill the room up and maybe the hall With tons of stuff that I saw at the mall I’ve done all I could to make […]
Summer Santa by sillygrandpa.com
I can finally tell you some Santa stuffI’m sure you didn’t knowLike what does Santa do all year?And where does Santa go? ‘Cause now that I’m a grown upMany things I have found outThat I didn’t know when I was smallAnd… I had some doubt You know there is a South PoleWell Santa knows it […]
“Santa’s Lucky Charm” by sillygrandpa.com
Now don’t get me wrong here…Santa is definitely not the superstitious type. However, and I’m not sure he wants everyone to know about this: he does have one little itsy bitsy quirk about flying that he is 100% convinced brings him good luck 100% of the time.Before I tell you all exactly what it is […]
