BURP THE SWINE by Russ McKay
Hi! I’m Burp and yes I’m a swine And the pleasure of meeting you is just divine And just because I’m a swine and big Doesn’t mean that you need to call me a “PIG” I’ve heard people say “Those PIGS just stink” But under all that mud we’re mostly pink Our table manners are […]
THE HIDING REMOTE by Russ McKay
He’ll never ever find me here I’m cramed way down into the rear With sofa pillows all over me He’ll look and look and never see Even his hand can’t reach this deep Staying hidden I can keep… From getting poked and squeezed and thrown Those hard landings make me moan I’d like staying here […]
THE SILLY ANIMAL ZOO by Russ McKay
I promised not to say exactly where But a Silly Zoo is really there You couldn’t find it if you tried But I’m happy to give you all a guide Right at the door of that magical place You’ll see a turtle with a monkey face The next critter over is very small A purple […]
The Cheerleader That Couldn’t Spell by Russ McKay
At Central High they had a cheer leading team Being on it was each girl student’s dream Hannah could do almost all the cheers well But there WAS a problem…she just couldn’t spell At Friday’s game she would lead many cheers Her arms shaping letters with all of her peers But when it came time […]
