THE BARKING DUCK by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)

As I was walking in the park I heard a loud distinctive bark “That’s a big dog behind me I suppose” But it was a DUCK without any clothes He waddled and was brown with a big black beak But I was amazed when I heard him start to speak He got really close and […]

First Day Of School by Russ McKay

It’s my first day at school And I don’t want to go My Mommy said “Yes!” And I said..”No…No!” After a while My complaining was done And once again, Mommy had won “Goodbye Sandy, my dog” “Goodbye Croaky my frog” Goodbye to all my stuffed friends I must go to school That is the rule […]

SECOND CHILDHOOD by Russ McKay (aka sillygrandpa.com)

I’m in my second childhood Doin’ what a child would Didn’t think I ever could Be this bad and it be so good Yes I’m as bad as I can be ‘Cause I report to only me So I suppose that you can see What Good livin’s done for me I’m always up at the […]

BABY TALK by Russ McKay

Jibber, Jabber, jibber Is how it sounds to you But just between us babies It’s “Hey there Bud what’s new?” You see we have a language We infants fresh as dew But we only use it when we see Other babes who see us too And we don’t like huge bulging heads That suddenly appear […]

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