THE TATTOO by Russ McKay
There was a chic young lady named Lu Who always wanted a tattoo She achieved legal age Her judgment now sage She knew just what she had to do To the tattoo parlor she trekked Intending to leave there bedeked She turned out to be smitten With a tattoo of a kitten So she told […]
FASHION DOLL by Russ McKay
I adore my new fashion doll I can play with her a long while I love styling her hair And the clothes that she wears Plus she’s always wearing a smile But her shape is not very natural Mom says “Of course it’s not actual Her body’s fantastic ‘Cause it’s made of plastic” And I […]
FIREHOUSE by Russ McKay
Our school class toured the firehouse Saw three firetrucks and the gear They slid down the brass firepole Clanged the bell for us to hear And we heard the many sirens Tried on what firemen wear Increase the effect of nitric oxide by inhibiting phosphodiesterase type viagra canada mastercard 5 (PDE5), which is responsible for […]
MY FIRST HAIRCUT by Russ McKay
Today is the day I get my hair cut away Dad said it’s OK But I’m scared anyway I don’t want this trip Those scissors could slip And he might cut my lip Or my shirt he could rip At the barber’s store There was hair on the floor But no blood and no gore […]
OGDEN NASH by Russ McKay
I miss a writer named Ogden Nash His rhymes were funny and often brash Sometimes he would fracture verse And he was almost never terse And one thing more that’s really neat He used to live just up the street I wasn’t writing poems back then Not yet taking up the pen But I wish […]
LEARNING TO RIDE MY BIKE by Russ McKay
Today’s the day that my brother Mike Will teach me how to ride my bike It’s got only two wheels It’s a really big deal And we’re putting away my old trike Daddy bought this whole big collection Of safety stuff for my protection There’s a helmet and scads Of knee and elbow pads And […]
