“Twins” by russ mckay

Posted on March 23, 2025
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Twice upon a time there were born

Two identical babies named Bjorn

They had the same kinda nose

And identical toes

They were only apart night ’til morn

One had a little more hair

Though they both had skin very fair

When they ate one would slurp

And the other would burp

And together they went everywhere

 Well one day after they’d grown

One wanted to be left alone

But he soon grew lonely

For his brother only

So he called him on his cell phone

But the caller got into a snit

Bro’s busy phone gave him a fit

What neither twin knew

Is…they both tried to do

The same thing the same time

So both decided to quit

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