THE BARGAIN by Russ McKay
Posted on March 2, 2009
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Yesterday I bought a Flibertywidget
Not really sure what to do with it
I really couldn’t pass it up
It was marked down to less than a buck
I tried to plug it into my Gribbet
But I never could get it to fit it
Try as I might it just won’t work
But I’ve never been the type to shirk
A final sale I can’t return it
But I just refuse to spurn it
So I put it up on my shelf
One day soon I’ll say to myself…
“That Flibertywidget is just the thing
To my project success it will bring”
But right now I’m headed to the store
Before the sale ends to buy one more!