THE BARGAIN by Russ McKay

Posted on March 2, 2009
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Yesterday I bought a Flibertywidget

Not really sure what to do with it

I really couldn’t pass it up

It was marked down to less than a buck

I tried to plug it into my Gribbet

But I never could get it to fit it

Try as I might it just won’t work

But I’ve never been the type to shirk

A final sale I can’t return it

But I just refuse to spurn it

So I put it up on my shelf

One day soon I’ll say to myself…

“That Flibertywidget is just the thing

To my project success it will bring”

But right now I’m headed to the store

Before the sale ends to buy one more!

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