Summer Santa by sillygrandpa.com

Posted on December 8, 2020
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I can finally tell you some Santa stuff
I’m sure you didn’t know
Like what does Santa do all year?
And where does Santa go?

‘Cause now that I’m a grown up
Many things I have found out
That I didn’t know when I was small
And… I had some doubt

You know there is a South Pole
Well Santa knows it too
In fact that’s where his condo is
With a pool and terrific view

He spends the summers on the beach
Sipping cooling drinks
And he gets a real nice suntan
At least that’s what Santa thinks

Sometimes he overdoes it
He burns his nose and cheeks
And if you look closely you’ll see it
All red and shades of pinks

And Rudolph brings the sunscreen
To put on Santa’s nose
‘Cause that reindeer got sunburned too
And that’s how Rudolph knows

He really only works one day
Of every single year
And I bet you know what day it is
When he brings you Christmas cheer

There also is a golf course
And Santa’s plays a lot
He has elves for caddies
And plenty elves he’s got

And Santa loves the swimming
In the South Pole sea
He’s up early every morning
And takes a nap ’round three

Now that one day in every year
That Santa does his thing
He ‘s working very hard all night
Millions of gifts delivering

So we don’t mind that he’s part time
But he sure gets lots of rest
But all the children tell him
“Santa you’re the best!”

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